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DJ The Stick · Last edited by DJ The Stick on Sat Mar 25, 2006 12:45 am; edited 1 time in total

Yeah, ready set go.

-DJ

EDIT~Don't say ho. Seriously.
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Squishy · Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 3:36 am Post subject:

you nothin' but a ho!
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Homestarrunnernet · Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 3:47 am Post subject:

I can battle any sex or any race
You beating me's like Billy Crystal beating Scarface
You can't see me, blind to the eye,
Get up in your face, BOOM POW SURPRISE! OHHHHH

Mavhunter · Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 3:48 am Post subject:

Ryan was a man
Too few a fan
Did he have

He was alone
Depressed and boned
By life

He shot himself in the face
Without regret or disgrace
He's dead now
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Sharp · Gender: Joined: 17 Mar 2006 Posts: 5942 Status: User

Mavhunter sucks!
Nun-chucks!

Word.

Tacofiend · Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 7:50 pm Post subject:

Some think his avatar is tacky,
But I believe it's his banner that's lacking.

*snaps and bongos*
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Mushroom Pie · Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 9:11 pm Post subject:

He couldn't even take the time
to write out a proper rhyme.
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DJ The Stick · Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 11:24 pm Post subject:

A couplet?
Come on son, that was wack.
Now let's try that again,
Let's see a real comeback.

-DJ
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Mavhunter · Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 11:53 pm Post subject:

Insultin' the rhymin'?
Weak, it's bleak.
Contain the refrain -
Lines of 4 bind,
Clout and Insult

(OK, stretch the last two, jeez)
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Its_The_Sneak!!! · Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 11:59 pm Post subject:

Oh, you think you can beat me?
Here it goes, here it goes.
Its_The_Sneak!!!'s in the house
and you're all dirty hos.
Razz

word.
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Come into my den let me hear you cluck
You can be my hen and we can f(Bu-GAWK)
A bite to the leg, it's time to play
Baby, let me be your egg that needs to get laid.
- CEO Nwabudike Morgan
"The Chicken of Lust"

Mavhunter · Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 12:01 am Post subject:

ITS, the boy likes Bush
Prez or Gal, the question is lush
with vagueness.
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Sharp · Gender: Joined: 17 Mar 2006 Posts: 5942 Status: User

Hey, It's mav!
Nobody like him,
Spike him,
Mike him,
Did somebody dyke him?
Oh!
I for-got
that he's not a ho.
So go!
In-to the territory unknown
Un-cloned
Wouldn't touch that with a ten pole!

Tsuta · Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 12:09 am Post subject:

Mav thinks he can rhyme, but he cannot.
I should hire a hitman and have him shot.

...damn you, Sharp. Let's trade "Mav" with "Sharp" ;P
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Its_The_Sneak!!! · Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 12:09 am Post subject:

look, there's Sharp
he's quite the rake
I'll tie him in a tarp
and throw him in a lake?

... Ivy was late
what a state
now she made me late.

...
I'm not gonna take her on a date.

... or teach her how to skate.

'cause she's late.
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Come into my den let me hear you cluck
You can be my hen and we can f(Bu-GAWK)
A bite to the leg, it's time to play
Baby, let me be your egg that needs to get laid.
- CEO Nwabudike Morgan
"The Chicken of Lust"

Mavhunter · Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 12:17 am Post subject:

ITS flew a helicopter to work today
Ran out of fuel and crashed in a bay

Swam his way to the shore
Home is what he wanted more and more

He hitched a ride with a bum named Stan
I hope he knows that Stan has a plan

To take ITS to work, but then again
what man drives his car in bare skin?

ITS arrived, but he soon derived
that his drive had been connived

By the FBI to arrest his sorry little butt
So the moral is, get a license to pilot.
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