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 Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 5:22 pm Post subject: itt we have superpowers with a hitch that makes them useless |
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I can make a car have super fuel efficency by snapping my fingers but it will only work with super-expensive racing fuel
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Its_The_Sneak!!!
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| Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 5:32 pm Post subject: |
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I can fly...
but only when I'm inside an airplane.
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| Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 5:46 pm Post subject: |
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BLATANTLY STOLEN
I can stop a speeding bullet...
...but only once.
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Homepie
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| Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 6:48 pm Post subject: |
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I can run with super speed but I lost both my legs in 'nam
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| Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 7:03 pm Post subject: |
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I can leap over tall buildings.
But I can fly anyway. |
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RockmanWilliam
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| Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 7:12 pm Post subject: |
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I have lots of money, but I'm black.
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Homepie
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| Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 7:43 pm Post subject: |
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I can shoot laser beams from my eyes but they shoot backwards
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I can't die, but I'm emo.
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| Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 7:51 pm Post subject: |
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| Sharp wrote: | I can leap over tall buildings.
But I can fly anyway. |
That's not much of a hitch sharp < >
Anywho I can slow down time but I can't speed it back up
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Empy
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| Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 8:21 pm Post subject: |
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I can find a way to bring world peace, but only on Jupiter.
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| Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 8:57 pm Post subject: |
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i can solve world hunger...but it kind of obliterates all life on earth
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| Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 9:06 pm Post subject: |
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i'm able to leap over skyscrapers in a single bound but the impact from landing on the ground afterwards still kills me
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I have the strength of 40 men...
But my muscles are so massive I can't even move.
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I can turn into whatever I want...
It's the turning back part I can't figure out.
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| Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 12:48 am Post subject: |
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I can breathe fire but I'm not fireproof so my mouth gets horribly scalded and I more than probably will die
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