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N*gg* stole my ball.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:00 am    Post subject: N*gg* stole my ball. Reply with quote

Alright. So theres some little 4 year old black kid who lives next door to me named "Tay Tay." He's really...trained...badly because his mom is a stupid sack of shit who doesn't do anything at all to raise her children. So me and my friend Shane are at the park which is across the street and I brought my basketball and Shane brought his skateboard. Tay Tay came with his little cousin who's like 3 or something, and so Tay Tay is trying to skate on Shanes board and wouldn't let his little cousin use it or whatever. His little cousin starts crying and so I'm like "Wanna use my basketball instead?" He nods and takes it out of my hand. So I'm talking with Shane on the little kid playground. After a while I forget to watch Tay Tay and his little cousin so he goes home and when I'm about to leave the park I remember he has my ball. So today I question him about my basketball, and he's all "n0 i dun0 ware it iz!" And I'm pretty sure he has it in his house somewhere but he won't give it to me, even after I tell him I'll get my dog on him (I wouldn't really, it's just an empty threat, he's afraid of her even though she doesn't bite) Any ideas on how to get my ball back?
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ask his mom.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

She's a fat sack of shit, s2pid.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

His mom is a fat black lady who probably encouraged him to take it Devastated.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hey, innocent until proven guilty.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Didn't you see him with your basketball the other day?
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thought it was mine but it was his bootleg Six Flags ball that he was bouncing.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bust a cap in his ass! Screw the ball! This isn't about toys anymore; it's about respect!
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd say Taco has the most SAGE advice so far.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 2:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Evangel wrote:
His mom is a fat black lady who probably encouraged him to take it Devastated.

fuck you.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 2:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mike Novick wrote:
Evangel wrote:
His mom is a fat black lady who probably encouraged him to take it Devastated.

fuck you.


Hahaha.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 3:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm just glad he only stole one from you or else this would be an awkward thread...
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 3:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

DJ The Stick wrote:
I'd say Taco has the most SAGE advice so far.

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Do a barrel roll?

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 3:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 3:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

president palmer wrote:

How subtle
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