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Cyberpumpkin
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 Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 10:55 am Post subject: Trucker bombs... jugs filled with WHAT?! (warning: gross) |
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Trucker bombs. Maybe you've seen them. Driving on the highway, you can look at the side of the road and see bottles filled with... yes. Pee. In fact, it's become a rising problem, as evidenced in these articles:
Urine Trouble
Jugs of Pee
Laws Flush Out Disgusting Habits
Apparently, in some places you can face up to a fine of $1025 for dropping one, followed by up to nine months in jail.
But why is it such a problem?
| Quote: | | Transportation employees convinced lawmakers of the need for the drastic increase with their tales of finding urine jugs as they mowed roadway ditches. "We hit them, they explode. The operator ends up wearing this stuff," Randy Dobyns told state senators. |
| Quote: | | Capped and thrown from a moving vehicle, some retain their seal. In the summer heat, urine bottles build up pressure and when nudged by a clean-up crew may explode, or be spun into the air by lawnmower blades. |
Oh.
So, exploding bottles of pee could be a... problem.
Just as well, the truckers are getting even more bold.
| Quote: | | As despicable as the Jugs of Pee issue is, it fades to a pale yellow when compared to the little reported Bags o' BM problem. Crews are stumbling upon plastic bags containing human feces. |
Okay, I don't even get how that works. How do you shit in a bag while still driving? You'd have to be a brilliant driver to manage that.
What do we do? How do we stop the epidemic of exploding piss bottles? Who should clean them up? And the most pressing delimma: how do you chuck deuce in a bag while driving?
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DJ The Stick
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| Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 3:26 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah, bottles of sunshine. The Daily Show did a thing on this maybe six months ago. They had a funny song about it, too. 
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Empy
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| Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 4:27 pm Post subject: |
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I'm going to try to crapping in a bag while driving when i get my liscense.
Then we can see how hard it is.
The difficulty of doing it while driving... not the turd.
Also, the issue is pretty gross.
What kind of ass goes "I THINK I'LL PISS IN A JUG AND THROW IT OUT THE WINDOW".
At least keep it til your next stop. D:<
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the snuggler
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| Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 7:37 pm Post subject: |
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yeah, samantha bee did a piece on that...last really good correspondent.
we miss you steve carell D:
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Tacofiend
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Wow. I think they could at least wait until they get to a rest stop. I know they have deadlines to keep and they're stuck in that truck for so long, but COME ON! I've had to wiz in a bottle once before but I made sure to wait until I found a trash can to chuck it in.
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the snuggler
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| Sharp wrote: | | I still like rob. And that guy who does the mac/pc ads is pretty funny. |
rob's ok every once in awhile, but yeah, you're right, i forgot about the pc guy-- he's great.
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Its gross and funny at the same time:
CalTrans worker 1: "Hey what's this?" *tap*
KABOOM!!!!
CalTrans worker 2: "You just pissed me off!!"
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Cyberpumpkin
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| Steveo wrote: | Its gross and funny at the same time:
CalTrans worker 1: "Hey what's this?" *tap*
KABOOM!!!!
CalTrans worker 2: "You just pissed me off!!" |
I feel the same way. On the one hand, exploding pee/poo bombs = funny. On the other, I wouldn't want to be that guy.
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