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Hoff
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Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 9:12 pm Post subject: Best Day Ever List Things |
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The best day ever.
1. get 4 bottles of bawls
2. drink one bottle of aformentioned bawls
3. put mentos into diet coke behind walmart
4. draw a kangaroo on my neighbor's door
5. make a list of stuff that would happen during the best day ever
6. steal the rock out of my neighbor's yard and put it down their chimney
7. make a hall of fame worthy ytmnd
8. invent "gummy babies,” gummy bears except babies with liquid brains inside.
9. drink second bottle of aformentioned bawls
10. play gitaroo man for 2 hours
11. go ytmnding
12. watch strong bad emails
13. blackmail my older brother for the cigars I found in the ceiling tile
14. revise blackmail demands to ask for more money
15. drink third bottle of aformentioned bawls
16. eat ho-hos
17. beat super mario bros. 3
18. call a pizza place and ask them about the rumor of them having aborted fetuses in their pepperoni and if it is true, may I order 3 large pepperoni pizzas with extra pepperoni.
19. drink final bottle of bawls
20. make “bawls” jokes
21. go to sleep
make a list of stuff to do on the best day ever. |
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Sploich

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Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 9:15 pm Post subject: |
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wake up, do some stuff, go back to sleep
maybe throw sex in there or something... |
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Xaqwais Squa

Gender:  Joined: 13 Apr 2006 Posts: 1403 Status: User Location: Let's sing a song of Pennzoil! (x2)
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Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 9:40 pm Post subject: |
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lolbawls _________________
My image died! |
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Yazz Growing a Forest

Gender:  Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 1012 Status: User Location: We Choose Our Own Ending In Life
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Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 1:37 am Post subject: |
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Waste pay on bottle of Wild Turkey, Bottle of Budaberg , Bottle Cougar, Bottle of Canadian Club, Bottle of German scotch and a Keg of beer.
Place BBQ inside bedroom.
Call friends.
Wake up 12 hrs later with no recollection of what happened and not be in jail. _________________ "Everyone makes choices in this world, sometimes we choose right and sometimes we choose wrong, with that in mind no matter what we choose we should aim to have fun no matter what we are doing." Yazz |
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Rocky Sullivan Endut! Hoch Hech!

Gender:  Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 5755 Status: User Location: Cunter, Switzerland
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Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 1:41 am Post subject: |
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^ true story. _________________
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Jinks needs a cigarette

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Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 12:35 pm Post subject: |
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12am- recieve text to "bring condoms home when you get out of work".
12:01am- do happy dance for about 10 minutes.
WORK UNTIL 7AM (lol nightshift)
7:15am until I can't remember- Sex. Lots and lots of sex.
After that. shower.
about 6pm- party.
6-10- drinking like whao.
10:30 until next morning- Sex.
Best day I've had in YEARS. _________________
Nar laga Dia do lamh |
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Carlo Von Sexron a sexy revolution

Gender:  Joined: 16 Mar 2006 Posts: 2135 Status: User Location: goodness I have dropped the constitution
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Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 1:12 pm Post subject: |
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4:00 onwards - Guitar Hero. _________________
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Otogi-san gleep glorp
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Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 4:26 pm Post subject: |
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| Carlo Von Sexron wrote: | | 4:00 onwards - Guitar Hero. |
Well you win. |
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Steveo Da Bishop

Gender:  Joined: 12 Mar 2006 Posts: 2272 Status: User Location: My office
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Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 5:52 pm Post subject: |
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| Sploich wrote: | wake up, do some stuff, go back to sleep
maybe throw sex in there or something... |
| Hoff wrote: | 16. eat ho-hos
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They don't cost much, but wear a condom. _________________ MY BARF is TASTIER than Yours!!!
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Yazz Growing a Forest

Gender:  Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 1012 Status: User Location: We Choose Our Own Ending In Life
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 4:28 am Post subject: |
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| Jinks wrote: | 12am- recieve text to "bring condoms home when you get out of work".
12:01am- do happy dance for about 10 minutes.
WORK UNTIL 7AM (lol nightshift)
7:15am until I can't remember- Sex. Lots and lots of sex.
After that. shower.
about 6pm- party.
6-10- drinking like whao.
10:30 until next morning- Sex.
Best day I've had in YEARS. |
best day anyone could hope for. _________________ "Everyone makes choices in this world, sometimes we choose right and sometimes we choose wrong, with that in mind no matter what we choose we should aim to have fun no matter what we are doing." Yazz |
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Rocky Sullivan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:27 am Post subject: |
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Mm, except for the shower.
12am-12pm - Sleep in.
12-3pm - Video games.
3-5pm - movies and cartoons
5-12 - drink! _________________
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Empy Has just lost the game

Gender:  Joined: 12 Mar 2006 Posts: 1416 Status: User Location: Above whatever's below me.
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 5:27 pm Post subject: |
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I dunno...
It'd probably have pogs in it. _________________ beep beep I'm a jeep |
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Icculus shitkickin'

Gender:  Joined: 06 Aug 2006 Posts: 711 Status: User
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Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 1:22 am Post subject: |
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In my dreams:
Wake up.
Jam with Bob Dylan + Phish.
Meet Natalie Portman.
Court Natalie Portman.
Do Natalie Portman.
Sleep.
In reality:
Wake up.
Eat breakfast at Burger King with 50% discount.
Hang out with friends.
Go to the beach.
Eat Steak & Shake.
Go to a Bob Dylan concert.
Do a friend.
Sleep. _________________
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thoraxcorp

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