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This is that game where you assume the personality of a bad comedian or late-night talk show host!

Now, there's many kinds of jokes that fall flat. Here's some.

A. Hackneyed, cliche, jokes (fuckin' women can't drive!!)
B. Jokes without a punchline (you know who's in the news? fuckin' michael jackson! I mean, c'mon! Thanks, great audience)
C. Dated political jokes (fuckin' clinton had sex! am i right?!)
D. Offensive jokes that aren't funny :/ (yeah, you know who I hate running into? fuckin' cripples takin' ecstasy with no hands! come on!)
E. the possibilites are endless...!?

Every post in the game tries to top the previous' bad bad joke. Now, if you can't think of anything, just start the game over again (say fuckin' start over or something). If you lose, I'll call you on it.

I've tried a few, now you! readysetgo!
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Mavhunter · Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 12:39 am Post subject:

And what's the deal with airline food? It's like if you want something that won't give you diarrhea, you gotta sell your soul, am I right?
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the bunk · Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 12:40 am Post subject:

And you know what else? Politics! I mean, enough is enough!
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Rocky Sullivan · Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 12:43 am Post subject:

Oh jays farkin' chreeiisssi, I hate niggers! Thanks, guys! Wow, what a terrific audience!
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Mavhunter · Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 12:44 am Post subject:

One time, I was drivin' in the city and I came across a stop sign. Heeere's yer sign.
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Its_The_Sneak!!! · Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 1:03 am Post subject:

I call the act, "The Aristocrats!"
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A bite to the leg, it's time to play
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- CEO Nwabudike Morgan
"The Chicken of Lust"

DJ The Stick · Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 1:18 am Post subject:

And so then there was this fuckin' black woman, and she was stealing a car! But then she ran it into a fuckin' telephone pole because women can't drive!!

-DJ
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Mushroom Pie · Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 1:28 am Post subject:

GIT-R-DUN!

Win?
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Mikes! · Gender: Joined: 12 Mar 2006 Posts: 1843 Status: Moderator

You might be a redneck if you're stupid enough to embrace low-brow tastes in a non-kitsch manner. Trailing off that idea, remember how lame the Eighties were? Am I right or what? I mean, how did we do with the care bears? Yeah? Yeah? And how about Lindsey Lohan? She's skinny!

Its_The_Sneak!!! · Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 1:45 am Post subject:

Oh no really, you're a great audience, but let me just point out...

(points)

thank you.
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Come into my den let me hear you cluck
You can be my hen and we can f(Bu-GAWK)
A bite to the leg, it's time to play
Baby, let me be your egg that needs to get laid.
- CEO Nwabudike Morgan
"The Chicken of Lust"

the bunk · Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:12 am Post subject:

so the artist formerly known as "prince" is "prince" again. well ha ha pal, maybe you should be the artist who frequently changes names! haha, but seriously folks.
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the bunk · Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:15 am Post subject:

and what happened to that popular trend that faded away? remember how ridiculous that was?!
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Its_The_Sneak!!! · Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 3:30 am Post subject:

aa-hand you all know what those people who double post are like...
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Come into my den let me hear you cluck
You can be my hen and we can f(Bu-GAWK)
A bite to the leg, it's time to play
Baby, let me be your egg that needs to get laid.
- CEO Nwabudike Morgan
"The Chicken of Lust"

the bunk · Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 3:43 am Post subject:

you know who's dumb? the president.
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Rocky Sullivan · Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 4:26 am Post subject:

So, can you like, imagine what it'd be like if Bugs Bunny and Tweety Bird and all them smoked pot?!

(This was actually a local comedian's real set up.)
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