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Mavhunter · Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:13 am Post subject: The 2008 Presidential Election

DJ edit: Please, since the poll is very messed up, vote for the first president logan if that is who you choose to vote for. Thank you.

MARK H'in NEWTON is throwing his hat into the ring of presidential candidates for the 2008 UNITED STATES PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION under the KICKASS party. I am accepting donations, cabinet members, and other important jobs. Please, when you get the ballot in 2008, cross out of the names and vote for MARK H'in NEWTON!
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the bunk · Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:14 am Post subject:

YOU DONT STAND A CHANCE AGAINST ME. GIVE UP NOW.

LOGAN IN 2008.
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Mavhunter · Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:16 am Post subject:

My opponent is merely playing politics! Apparently, since I'm not in his party, my allegations against his injustices are invalid and malicious acts against his character!
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the bunk · Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:18 am Post subject:

Logan's rebuttal:

SHUT UP STUPID.
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Empy · Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:23 am Post subject:

I AM A DIRTY RED BASTARD AND WILL VOTE FOR THE COMMUNIST PARTY.
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beep beep I'm a jeep

Mavhunter · Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:24 am Post subject:

My party kicks ass, and therefore will cover whatever hellish values you support! Also, we have a beer bong.
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the bunk · Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:24 am Post subject:

if elected, i will invade mexico. because they have the tacos.

i will also invade canada. they wont see it coming, and well have like, a bigger country.
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Mavhunter · Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:26 am Post subject:

I will vote for a merger between the US and Canada. We will be known as: the United Canadian States of American Beer and Maple Syrup
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the bunk · Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:27 am Post subject:

my opponent is a pussy.
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Mikes! · Gender: Joined: 12 Mar 2006 Posts: 1843 Status: Moderator

Scandal: Mav can't become president in 2008. He won't be old enough!

Mavhunter · Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:28 am Post subject:

WHAT, DO YOU FEAR THE ALMIGHTY VAGINA!?
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Empy · Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:28 am Post subject:

the bunk · Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:28 am Post subject:

I KNEW THIS CONSTITUTION WAS GOOD FOR SOMETHING.
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Mavhunter · Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:29 am Post subject:

the bunk · Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:31 am Post subject:

THATS IT, ELECTION. RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW.
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