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Mavhunter · Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 3:46 am Post subject: Communism

That's why we should be all... COMMUNISTS! Free stuff for everyone.

DJ edit: Split from the global warming thread
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Its_The_Sneak!!! · Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 3:46 am Post subject:

...
Communism fails so badly.
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Mavhunter · Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 3:47 am Post subject:

Correction: Soviet Communism failed.
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Its_The_Sneak!!! · Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 3:49 am Post subject:

all communism will fail. There's two basic problems with it:
1. People are lazy.
2. No government is rich enough.
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Mavhunter · Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 3:50 am Post subject:

Solutions:

1) Mandatory exercise, fatasses.
2) 100% taxes.

Problem solved!
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Its_The_Sneak!!! · Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 3:55 am Post subject:

no no no....
1. People won't work for no reward.
2. Even 100% taxes won't pay for everything.
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You can be my hen and we can f(Bu-GAWK)
A bite to the leg, it's time to play
Baby, let me be your egg that needs to get laid.
- CEO Nwabudike Morgan
"The Chicken of Lust"

RockmanWilliam · Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 3:55 am Post subject:

Mavhunter · Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 3:56 am Post subject:

1) People are rewarded with good feelings and the benefit of an equal education and quality of life.
2) Anything inside the country will be free, anyway. We can even give the barter system a spin if we like.
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Its_The_Sneak!!! · Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 4:00 am Post subject:

Mavhunter · Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 4:02 am Post subject:

No, we will offer our resources to other countries, but there will be tariffs. Statues of myself will be found on every street corner and dogs will be the head of the household.
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Its_The_Sneak!!! · Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 4:02 am Post subject:

and when you need resources from other countries?

EDIT: What would your resources even BE anyway?
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You can be my hen and we can f(Bu-GAWK)
A bite to the leg, it's time to play
Baby, let me be your egg that needs to get laid.
- CEO Nwabudike Morgan
"The Chicken of Lust"

Mavhunter · Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 4:09 am Post subject:

Its_The_Sneak!!! · Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 4:13 am Post subject:

and who would spend time making these textbooks? That's hard work, and you're not rewarding them at all for it.
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A bite to the leg, it's time to play
Baby, let me be your egg that needs to get laid.
- CEO Nwabudike Morgan
"The Chicken of Lust"

Mavhunter · Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 4:16 am Post subject:

I'm reqarding them with the best quality life, with free health care and more.
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Its_The_Sneak!!! · Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 3:02 pm Post subject: