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RockmanWilliam
Its_The_Sneak!!!
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Call me Klein.
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DJ The Stick
Ahh!
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Overrated. Now everyone knows about it, and it's just lame.
I agree, the Vin Diesel one was better because only people with half a brain knew about them.
-DJ
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Yazz
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but the chuck, the chuck!
chuck norris doesnt sleep, he waits.
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Empy
Has just lost the game
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N is for Norris.
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Xaqwais
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When Chuck Norris goes for a swim, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris'd.
When God said "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris said "Say please."
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Yazz
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Guns dont kill people, Chuck Norris kills people
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Beyond the Grave
Shooting my balls off.
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Chuck Norris was Jack the Ripper. The reason he stopped after killing 5 prostitues wasn't because the police were on to him, he just got tired of killing hookers.
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Evangel
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| Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. |
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Its_The_Sneak!!!
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| Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 5:14 am Post subject: |
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| Evangel wrote: | | Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. |
| Wiznerd wrote: | | Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. |
we know. 
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Evangel
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Crap.
Chuck Norris doesn't kill time, he annihilates it. |
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