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PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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What did Fifty Cents say to his grandmother after she made him a sweater?


It fids?
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

theres a saying that goes.....
"when im right, im right, and when im wrong i could have been right, so im still right"
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Zenodoros wrote:
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What did Fifty Cents say to his grandmother after she made him a sweater?


It fids?

Mikes! wrote:
Mikes! wrote:
What did Fifty Cents say to his grandmother after she made him a sweater?

GEE, YOOOUU KNIT!
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

AS SEEN AS GRAFITTI:

"My Mother made me a homosexual."

below it:

"If I give her some yarn will she make me one too?"
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mine is a billion times the better!
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can I have one too?
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bathroom grafitti the local vegan Chinese restaurant:

"THIS PLACE IZ 4 PUSSIES!"

Under it is written, "Bro, this is the boy's bathroom."
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 2:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

One beautiful December evening Tai See Fatt and his girlfriend Choo Lee were sitting by the side of the river watching the moon and feeling all
lovey dovey. Choo Lee said , Hey See Fatt my tarling, let's play
weewechu.See Fatt replied not now lah, lets watch the moon and enjoy it.
Choo Lee said äh ya, don't be like that lah, come lets play weewee chu. You
know I love you and it's the right time now, ChooLee begged. But See Fatt said But I would rather hold your hand and watch the moon. Please lah See Fatt play weeweecho just once with me. See Fatt looked at ChooLee sighed, and said ok,tarling, we'll play weeweechu
once together.So SeeFatt grabbed his guitar and they both sang WEEWEECHU A MERRY CHRISTMAS WEEWEECHU A MERRY CHRISTMAS WEEWEECHU A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR.



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