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 Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 6:34 pm Post subject: SCROTOSS! |
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This game is actually really fun. I've made my scrotum and shafts, and started playing it yesterday. It's name comes from an ancient Indian game where they threw two beanbags tied together at each other (which is also where its name comes from - they mistooked it that they were throwing dried buffalo scrotums at each other). It's also really simple - you're just throwing a scrote (two sand filled socks tied together) at eachother with sticks (the shafts).
MAKE YOUR OWN SCROTE:
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two pairs of socks
sand
12 inches of rope or cord
scissors
Instructions:
Pretty simple. Fill 2 of the 4 socks with equal handfulls of sand. Tie them off and cut off the extra sock material beyond the knots. Place a sand-filled sock into each of the two remaining socks. Use the cord to tie them together. Cut off the remaining sock material. Presto! You're done.
Now, if you want to get fancy, you can make a "regulation" scrote.
Reg Scrote:
You need:
a sheet of leather or suede about a foot on a side (a cheapo jacket from Value Village can work)
scissors, leather snips, whatever -- something to cut with
a leather awl would hurt, either
2 socks
sand
twine
Instructions:
Cut two identical 12-inch-long dumbell-shaped pieces from the leather/suede. Use the twine to sew around the edges, leaving room to insert the testes. As with the basic scrote, fill 2 socks with sand, tie them off and cut off the remaining sock. Stick the socks in the dumbell pouch you've made and seal off the rest of the pouch with the twine. Presto again! You're done again! B-Bam!
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Who do you play with and how?
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| Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 3:56 am Post subject: |
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I'm guessing this is like horseshoes? But for dirty minds?
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| Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 8:55 pm Post subject: |
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| Otogi-san wrote: | | I'm guessing this is like horseshoes? But for dirty minds? |
Kind of.
| RockmanWilliam wrote: | | Who do you play with and how? |
I play with my sister. We generally just throw it back and forth at each other, occasionaly playing "competition style", where we score points by catching the scrote.
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your sister should NOT be touching your scrote.
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| Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 5:59 am Post subject: |
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| Everytime I see the title of this thread, I think it says "Scrotocross" (like Motocross...) |
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| I see Scrotum + Protoss (lol Starcraft). |
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| Homestarrunnernet wrote: | | I see Scrotum + Protoss (lol Starcraft). |
Homestarrunnernet ftw.
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| the abbeviation "ftw" ftl. |
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this game sounds so painful.
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I'm still not understanding the concept... is it just catch with a "scrotum"?
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| DJ The Stick wrote: | I'm still not understanding the concept... is it just catch with a "scrotum"?
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And with shafts, but that makes it twice as fun!
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| I'd disagree. If you just use the shaft, you don't get any feeling. |
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