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Homepie · Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 8:18 pm Post subject:

I have super strengh but my legs are very weak so if I lift anything super heavy over my head my legs will buckle, killing me
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The Paco · Gender: Joined: 08 Jul 2006 Posts: 62 Status: User

I hear voices of advice. But got put in an insane asylum.
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Rocky Sullivan · Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 1:17 pm Post subject:

I have all the magical cool powers ever invented, but I was the victim of an abortian (which was perfectly legit because these powers were only potential - in fact, I didn't even have a memory yet, or anything else that can classify me as a living human being).
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Mushroom Pie · Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 2:37 pm Post subject:

I have the ability to question why you would make a statement about your stance on abortion in a game, but no one cares about what I think. Devastated.

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Homepie · Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 3:57 pm Post subject:

I'm faster than a speeding bullet but only if I'm running at one
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these are some pretty old posts you're reading

The Paco · Gender: Joined: 08 Jul 2006 Posts: 62 Status: User

I have the ability to read people's minds by reading things they wrote but I'm blind.
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RockmanWilliam · Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 3:13 am Post subject:

I'm made out of solid steel but I can't move.
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The Paco · Gender: Joined: 08 Jul 2006 Posts: 62 Status: User

I have the speed of Flash, but was paralyzed at age three.
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You shall forever forth refer to me as His Royal Thighness: FattyMcLardLard

RockmanWilliam · Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 3:31 am Post subject:

I know the full value of π.
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The Paco · Gender: Joined: 08 Jul 2006 Posts: 62 Status: User

I can read minds but only if I don't remove a fatal tumor.
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Tacofiend · Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 3:53 am Post subject:

I have the ability to make any woman fall in love with me. They just have to be over the age of 60.
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The Paco · Gender: Joined: 08 Jul 2006 Posts: 62 Status: User

I have the power to attract any woman to me, but am attached to chuck norris.
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Tacofiend · Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 3:57 am Post subject:

I'm Superman. However, since the ozone layer disappeared, humanity was wiped out so I have no one to save.
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The Paco · Gender: Joined: 08 Jul 2006 Posts: 62 Status: User

I have the ability to breathe underwater, but live on the moon.
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You shall forever forth refer to me as His Royal Thighness: FattyMcLardLard