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Sharp · Gender: Joined: 17 Mar 2006 Posts: 5942 Status: User

I can pee nickels, but it takes an expensive surgery to get them out.

Empy · Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 1:33 am Post subject:

I can fly, jump over buildings, run faster than a speeding bullet, and basically have every damn power you can think of...
But all my villians have large stocks of the incredibly rare element I am weak against.
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Tacofiend · Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 1:24 am Post subject:

metabad · Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 4:47 am Post subject:

I have the abbility to create fire from my hands, but it burns my skin and spreads fast and I'd probably die.

Cyberpumpkin · Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 7:09 am Post subject:

I can instantly cure myself of any common sexually transmitted disease, but I still end up having to do all that tedious mountain-biking, kiyacking and cuddling with my loved one in front of scenic natural vistas.

Homepie · Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 7:23 pm Post subject:

I am immune to all poisons but normal non-toxic things are lethal to me
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Cyberpumpkin · Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 8:55 pm Post subject:

I have super speed like the Flash, but poor control, so whenever I try to touch something I end up either hurting myself or sending the object flying.

Sharp · Gender: Joined: 17 Mar 2006 Posts: 5942 Status: User

I have pyrokinesis, but I was put into a solid steel prison for arson.

Homepie · Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 9:21 pm Post subject:

I have cancer

The catch is that I don't have a superpower Devastated.

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Cyberpumpkin · Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 9:34 pm Post subject:

I can make a person permanently deaf and mute.

The catch is that they have to be in my line of sight, but most people I'd actually want to strike deaf/mute are people I talk to on the phone.

Sharp · Gender: Joined: 17 Mar 2006 Posts: 5942 Status: User

I am strong, I am invincible.

But I am woman.

Cyberpumpkin · Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 8:08 am Post subject:

I can come up with witty and stinging social-commentary rejoinders on cue.

The hitch is that said rejoinders are dated to the point that while they are only stinging and witty when I travel 20 years back in time, but when I use them in my time-line of origin, they sound whiny and irrelevant.

I guess the sub-hitch is that I can't travel in time, otherwise I'd be able to become a millionaire writing stinging witticisms like "A woman needs a man like a squid needs a fountain pen".

Yazz · Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 2:05 am Post subject:

i can talk to anyone of any ethnic background or species, its just that i wired my mouth shut as a protest against macDonalds about animal cruelty and unable to talk anymore.
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"Everyone makes choices in this world, sometimes we choose right and sometimes we choose wrong, with that in mind no matter what we choose we should aim to have fun no matter what we are doing." Yazz

Rocky Sullivan · Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 2:07 am Post subject:

I can see in the dark, but I live on the sun. Sad

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Sharp · Gender: Joined: 17 Mar 2006 Posts: 5942 Status: User