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Cyberpumpkin · Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 12:06 pm Post subject:

I know the secrets to end all need, suffering and strife the world over.

The hitch is that I'm such a bastard that people do the opposite of what I say just to spite me.

Sploich · Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 5:09 pm Post subject:

I can crawl on walls like Spider-Man, but I'm too weak to hold myself up.

I also vomit money, but it's all in pennies.

RockmanWilliam · Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 9:03 pm Post subject:

I'm made of oil.
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Cyberpumpkin · Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 9:52 pm Post subject:

I'm a robot that can change shape and disguise myself as something else.

The hitch is that I transform into a Ferrari so everyone gawps at me anyway.

thoraxcorp · Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 5:20 am Post subject:

Rocky Sullivan · Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 5:27 am Post subject:

I'd rather vomit coins than bills, frankly. Wouldn't want a papercut in my throat.
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Yazz · Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 6:26 am Post subject:

i am invincible against any attack, as long as any attack is flying monkeys throwing pooh.
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"Everyone makes choices in this world, sometimes we choose right and sometimes we choose wrong, with that in mind no matter what we choose we should aim to have fun no matter what we are doing." Yazz

Sploich · Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 6:56 am Post subject:

I'm can stretch as far as I want to, but my clothes can't...

lol naked

Empy · Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 4:58 pm Post subject:

I'm the sexiest man alive...
BUT I GOTS AIDS.
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Hooooomsar · Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 11:49 pm Post subject:

I can fly at night but can only see in the daytime
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Hoff · Gender: Joined: 12 Mar 2006 Posts: 1398 Status: User

I come up with the best jokes in the world, but my delivery and timing are horrible.

cyber95 · Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 1:45 am Post subject:

I can move faster than a car by driving my butt, but friction.
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Xaqwais · Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 5:05 am Post subject:

I can make the greatest YTMNDs but I don't have an internet connection.
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My image died!

Hooooomsar · Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 8:01 am Post subject:

I am invincible, but only while having anal sex
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Cyberpumpkin · Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 8:09 am Post subject:

I can shoot laser-beams out of my eyes. The hitch is that I can't stop shooting. . .

What? Whadd'ya mean "that one's taken"? Fine. . .

I can turn anything I touch to gold. The hitch is that everything I. . .

That one's taken? Dang it!

Okay, fine. I can create nifty animated GIFs. The hitch is that I lost the cracked program I was using in a system upgrade, so any new ones I make have MADE WITH SUPERGIFFER in them.