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Steveo · Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 7:12 pm Post subject: Joke Thread

Yes, i know there's already a thread for jokes, BUT theyre the cheesy jokes. This thread is for funny jokes. Heres mine

Gay Flight Attendant

> My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who
> seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and
> drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the
> aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that
> he'll be landing the plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could
> just put your trays up, that would be just super."
>
> On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and
> rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you
> didn't hear me over those engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-
> poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
>
> She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a
> Princess and I take orders from no one."
>
> To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a
> beat, "Well, sweet- cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I
> outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch>
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the bunk · Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 10:54 pm Post subject:

I would swear weve had this thread about three times already.
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Rocky Sullivan · Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 11:08 pm Post subject:

you say right

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Icculus · Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 1:28 am Post subject:

[21:31] flyingcowchicken: TWO hydrogen atoms walk into a bar
[21:31] flyingcowchicken: and one says
[21:31] flyingcowchicken: i think i lost my electron
[21:31] flyingcowchicken: and the other says
[21:31] flyingcowchicken: are you sure?
[21:31] flyingcowchicken: and he says "I
[21:31] flyingcowchicken: 'm positive
[21:31] flyingcowchicken: "
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Otogi-san · gleep glorp Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 5077 Status: User

I actually got that. Devastated.

Tacofiend · Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 1:44 am Post subject:

thoraxcorp · Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 1:56 am Post subject:

Knock Knock
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Rocky Sullivan · Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:08 am Post subject:

flyingcowchicken: So a hydrogen molecule walks into a bar
PinkTurnstoBlue7: And?
flyingcowchicken: im sorry
flyingcowchicken: i said it wrong
flyingcowchicken: TWO hydrogen atoms walk into a bar
flyingcowchicken: and one says
flyingcowchicken: i think i lost my electron
flyingcowchicken: and the other says
flyingcowchicken: are you sure?
flyingcowchicken: and he says "I
flyingcowchicken: 'm positive
flyingcowchicken: "
PinkTurnstoBlue7: oh hohoho
PinkTurnstoBlue7: !!

Well, now you can see my reaction to it.
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Icculus · Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:14 am Post subject:

NOW it's funny.
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Seanie · Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 6:04 am Post subject:

I laughed the first time. Devastated.

Tacofiend · Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 6:10 am Post subject:

Rocky Sullivan · Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 6:51 am Post subject:

Silly rabbit, I am Santa.

(Odin, actually... yet another part of Christianity staight from paganism)
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the bunk · Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:45 pm Post subject:

i thought vonnegut was santa Devastated.

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Icculus · Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 5:07 pm Post subject:

San Tarantino.
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Empy · Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 8:08 am Post subject:

Here's a really childish one.
How do you scare a bee?
BOO, BEE. (like boobie lol)
LOL!
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