| View previous topic :: View next topic |
| Author |
Message |
the bunk
requiem for a bro
Gender: 
Joined: 12 Mar 2006
Posts: 6430
Status: User
Location: boston: "the city of angels"
|
 Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:01 am Post subject: |
 |
|
| Dead Leaves wrote: | | Says Mr. I-post-the-stupidest-topics-ever-to-rebel-without-a-cause. |
says mr. the-only-reason-I'm-not-posting-stupid-topics-is-because-I'm-too-busy-looking-up
-an-old-bob-dylan-recording-of-him-taking-a-shit
_________________
 |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
Sharp
Gender:
Joined: 17 Mar 2006
Posts: 5942
Status: User
|
| Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:38 am Post subject: |
|
|
| president palmer wrote: | | Dead Leaves wrote: | | Says Mr. I-post-the-stupidest-topics-ever-to-rebel-without-a-cause. |
says mr. the-only-reason-I'm-not-posting-stupid-topics-is-because-I'm-too-busy-looking-up
-an-old-bob-dylan-recording-of-him-taking-a-shit |
Says mr. I-have-to-repeat-what-whoever-insults-me-to-a-point-and-remake-it-so-some-one-thinks-I'm-witty. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
the bunk
requiem for a bro
Gender:
Joined: 12 Mar 2006
Posts: 6430
Status: User
Location: boston: "the city of angels"
|
| Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:40 am Post subject: |
|
|
oh, haha you think I make failed attempts at humor
haha
_________________
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Steveo
Da Bishop
Gender:
Joined: 12 Mar 2006
Posts: 2272
Status: User
Location: My office
|
| Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 7:23 am Post subject: |
|
|
| DJ The Stick wrote: | I got an email from Simon telling me to buy V1agra now. 
-DJ |
You too? I also get Boob implants, or boob pills emails, along with the "Make your date scream louder" penis enhancement emails. So annoying. But what REALLY pisses me off are those Nigerian pieces of crap I get. I even have a reply for them:
I do not appreciate your email. It is a scam, and we here in America are WISE to them. It is very sad you think we are stupid. Go away and waste your time on some other person.
Please DO NOT EVER contact me again. Your email will be IGNORED and your address BLOCKED. Your address has been seen and matched on the scam websites as well: http://www.scamorama.com/, http://www.snopes.com/crime/fraud/nigeria.asp , http://www.fightidentitytheft.com/internet_scam_nigerian.html , http://www.crimes-of-persuasion.com/Crimes/Business/nigerian.htm.
Don't even try and respond back to try to justify yourself, and tell me its legit either. I have recieved these so-called "business proposals" many times, and they are ALWAYS verbatim, such as someone dies, or someone is transferring money to next of kin, or some other excuse,ALL with the SAME WORDING except different name,and/or Country. But its ALWAYS a cheap shot at filchering money and it is a SCAM. Do NOT reply back and try to justify your scam by way of websites, documents, etc. In fact DO NOT reply back at all. So go try your play on someone else, but as for me, my advice to you is GO AWAY!!! As I said before, DO NOT REPLY or contact me again, I am NOT INTERESTED, and will forward your name to my friends so they can avoid all emails from you. God Bless and have a nice day.
I have gotten responses out of it. from "I am so sorry for scamming" to "You are heartless and shouldnt even live". I have gotten an email onece saying: "I am sending you a virus in your emailbox, because you are heartless", and upon scanning the link, sure enough it was tainted. I replied and told him I was sending him a picture of a kitten, but in reality
I sent a looping picture of goatse, that doesnt harm the comp, it just makes you reboot. Great for jerks and idiots. I havnt heard from him since. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
DJ The Stick
Ahh!
Gender:
Joined: 12 Mar 2006
Posts: 3369
Status: Moderator
Location: Punctuation
|
| Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 8:12 pm Post subject: |
|
|
But were yours from Simon? 
And I just reply to the Nigerian things. it's funny.
"YES I WUD LIEK TO SEND U ALL OF MY MONEYS BUT I ONLY HAVE 83 DOLLAERS TO MY NAME I HOPE THAT IS OK.."
-DJ
_________________
 |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Hoff
Gender:
Joined: 12 Mar 2006
Posts: 1398
Status: User
|
| Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 8:50 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| The second I get a paypal account or something I will send them a "generous donation of 13 cents" |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Mikes!
Gender:
Joined: 12 Mar 2006
Posts: 1843
Status: Moderator
|
| Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 11:21 pm Post subject: |
|
|
I get the best spam. They send me reject beat poetry.
"parents light pride back hard very.
already parents different shining. why am development very back.
money least mentioned he money.
taught sandwich force. force teach taught very.
anybody profession social, sandwich wrong friends love. a principle steps we disappoint fascinate."
"music bad purpose leader bought.
pretty tying thus off.
studied very am similar.
off rich happened,
pride respect next promised wife a. similar social why. similar reading not."
"embarrass profession edge benefit whom. money different bad wanted benefit.
back evening anybody black, you the friends?
explain reference disappoint money make.
she the why pretty? again development music window,
shining fire we human social. principle nothing next companion?"
"rich whom friends speaking? suddenly mentioned disappoint purpose.
teach thus wrong fly, mentioned commit raise immediate commit?
hard latter side. few different out allow nothing thus.
young filled arms he? use yours friends servants reply? young window back,
appearance mentioned speaking wanted rich development? commit wife prison news wrong."
"turning parents fire,
did appearance principle reply yours appearance. again love filled prison. tying off somewhere.
filled speaking off. least happened miserable already,
how bought letters here being, taught force here profession profession appearance?
use few appearance taught, shining already purpose tying hard. money you filled."
"allow wrong fire.
you nothing tying anything whom. promised commit reference fire wife. she goes young she.
he yours bad across, young servants mentioned next use am. love side whom.
wife use profession you shining? light purpose night? or sandwich wrong.
purpose allow side goes. love fire added development fascinate added, profession love fire reply hard."
"light explain promised is miserable evening. goes motor news already wrong end? drew edge drew anything sugar.
money benefit edge, different drew use next very slow. the reference very love shining?
hard letters raise thats arms. purpose how evening edge.
turning black explain somewhere slow. anything motor somewhere why force. happened fly allow.
filled arms sugar respect? window anything being?"
"respect supposedto friends purpose? appearance disappoint fascinate nothing friends, light miserable find.
did friends how make commit,
supposedto use leader my appearance, disappoint human leader different. benefit already black across find added.
allow goes disappoint black few, being is or not explain commit. filled am goes raise?
pretty the promised wife, anything sandwich evening corner speaking,"
"pretty pride sandwich find. somewhere latter she allow pride, supposedto mentioned similar explain side.
goes money sugar.
he parents development reply, studied suddenly am mischievous slow sugar,
money wrong news use off rich. speaking make end added. not happened money raise news tying.
back profession hard off. friends night already studied slow, commit studied young?"
"end miserable hard. black fly thus letters, we we arms he,
companion immediate night evening here carefully. again leader news sandwich letters? turning tying latter pride,
the love window,
filled somewhere black. development latter fascinate.
force beautiful next slow goes, pretty money my sugar friends or? pretty light reply,"
"bought happened make supposedto reference profession. is taught whom reply. love promised companion?
similar thats suddenly money. tying why gym.
edge force force disappoint young miserable. end happened rich evening edge goes, letters pride window a,
added music night explain turning anybody, supposedto already wife sandwich? sandwich anybody back studied here taught,
side immediate benefit?"
"mischievous tying night, development latter least human.
music thus supposedto somewhere my a, thats few the am?
reply next carefully? force not companion? human taught why you,
already respect servants reply explain promised,
or being respect next" |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Steveo
Da Bishop
Gender:
Joined: 12 Mar 2006
Posts: 2272
Status: User
Location: My office
|
| Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 11:42 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| DJ The Stick wrote: | But were yours from Simon?
And I just reply to the Nigerian things. it's funny.
"YES I WUD LIEK TO SEND U ALL OF MY MONEYS BUT I ONLY HAVE 83 DOLLAERS TO MY NAME I HOPE THAT IS OK.."
-DJ |
I got some simon ones as well
feel free to also use my reply as well. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Empy
Has just lost the game
Gender:
Joined: 12 Mar 2006
Posts: 1416
Status: User
Location: Above whatever's below me.
|
| Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 12:02 am Post subject: |
|
|
My dumbass friend keeps sending me chain mails.
I really wish I could see him again.
So I could get my games back and we'd never speak again. :3
_________________
beep beep I'm a jeep |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Steveo
Da Bishop
Gender:
Joined: 12 Mar 2006
Posts: 2272
Status: User
Location: My office
|
| Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 12:08 am Post subject: |
|
|
| Empy wrote: | My dumbass friend keeps sending me chain mails.
|
Hmmmm thats unusual. Mail with chains on it |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Guy
Gender: 
Joined: 18 Mar 2006
Posts: 872
Status: User
|
| Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 2:28 am Post subject: |
|
|
| Steveo wrote: | | Empy wrote: | My dumbass friend keeps sending me chain mails.
|
Hmmmm thats unusual. Mail with chains on it |
 |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Steveo
Da Bishop
Gender:
Joined: 12 Mar 2006
Posts: 2272
Status: User
Location: My office
|
| Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 3:17 am Post subject: |
|
|
| Dead Leaves wrote: | | Steveo wrote: | | Empy wrote: | My dumbass friend keeps sending me chain mails.
|
Hmmmm thats unusual. Mail with chains on it |
|
Uh... let me try again:
Hmmmm chainmails?
 |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Steveo
Da Bishop
Gender:
Joined: 12 Mar 2006
Posts: 2272
Status: User
Location: My office
|
| Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 9:11 pm Post subject: |
|
|
Simon LOVES me |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Hoff
Gender:
Joined: 12 Mar 2006
Posts: 1398
Status: User
|
| Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 9:44 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| woah 7.50 hot damn |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
beyonder
^.^
Gender:
Joined: 12 Mar 2006
Posts: 321
Status: Administrator
|
| Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 10:05 pm Post subject: |
|
|
"Viagra generic soft." What? Does the generic stuff not work?
_________________
 |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
FAQ
Search
Memberlist
Usergroups
Register
Profile
Log in to check your private messages
Log in
