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the bunk · Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 4:05 am Post subject:

i mean, look at this shit
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070124/od_nm/china_chickens_dc
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Otogi-san · gleep glorp Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 5077 Status: User

Babies are cute when they laugh and smile but when stuff starts coming out of them from either end I want them the fuck away from me. That and the constant screaming is really fucking annoying. The reason preventing me from wanting kids is kind of similar to pets. They're cute, but I don't want to take care of them.

dodger · Gender: Joined: 06 May 2006 Posts: 2136 Status: User

I saw this Animal Cops where this lady in Detroit had like sixty cats in her house, and they all got some weird infection and had to be euthanized.

Anyway, I'd still rather have sixty dead cats lying around than have to take care of a baby all the time.

Otogi-san · gleep glorp Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 5077 Status: User

Oh yeah, I forgot:

IT'S AWWWWRIIIIIGHT!

Der · Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 4:34 am Post subject:

Mavhunter · Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 4:35 am Post subject:

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Its_The_Sneak!!! · Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 4:40 am Post subject:

I totally want to have a kid. At least one, but no more than two. Hopefully, for the world's sake, my wife will intervene and prevent me from screwing the kid(s) up too bad.
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Ray · Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 4:45 am Post subject:

I never wanted children until I met Alicia.

awwwww

No, but seriously... I think one would be ideal, and at most two.

She would like as many as three, but it ain't happening.
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Its_The_Sneak!!! · Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 4:52 am Post subject:

Well, I was thinkin' I only wanted one, but I have a sister, and I feel that I'd be lonely if I didn't, so I'm thinkin' maybe my kid deserves a sibling.
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Come into my den let me hear you cluck
You can be my hen and we can f(Bu-GAWK)
A bite to the leg, it's time to play
Baby, let me be your egg that needs to get laid.
- CEO Nwabudike Morgan
"The Chicken of Lust"

Tacofiend · Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 5:12 am Post subject:

As of now, I don't want children. The screaming gets annoying and gives me the compulsion to do somthing horrid and the constant flow of bodily fluids is absolutely disgusting. It's like having a dog that you can't fucking train! I can't rub its nose in excrement if it takes a shit outside of where it's supposed to and I can't assault to pen in which they are kept to scare them and try to make them shut up! The idea of changing a diaper makes me nauseous (green and purple shit! WTF?!) and feeding it something only to either have it refuse to eat it or get it in its mouth and then spit it at me is not something I ever want to deal with.

Besides, I already plan on corrupting Luke's kids. I'll be Uncle Cris and they'll absolutely love me. I've got the scenario already played out in my head. The little ones rush into the house and tell Papa Luke that they've just glued their neighbor's car lock shut.

Of course, they have to be at least eight before we attempt anything like that.
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Carlo Von Sexron · Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 7:25 am Post subject:

last time i had a pregnancy scare i hit the roof and wanted to shoot like ten people so i guess no, i don't want to have kids.
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Its_The_Sneak!!! · Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:47 am Post subject:

jcgamer107 · Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 10:19 am Post subject:

So does this mean the floor is open for dead baby jokes?? I sure hope so...cuz...

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ham sandwich?
I didn't have a ham sandwich for lunch today!

Hahahaha...babies.
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