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Anybody ever seen these? They're awesome.
I have the Travel edition, and it tells you how to do things such as...
Foil an Alien Abduction
Pass a Bribe
Survive a Volcanic Eruption
Escape from the Trunk of a Car
Stop a Runaway Train
Survive a Sandstorm
Build a Shelter in the Snow
Treat a Severed Limb
Cross a Piranha-Infested River
and more.
example:
How to Survive a Trip Over a Waterfall
1. Take a deep breath before going over the edge
You probably will not have much control while you are in the air, and the water may be deep.

2. Go over the falls feet first
The biggest danger in going over a falls is hitting your head on something underwater and being knocked unconscious. Even feet first there is a risk of broken limbs. Squeeze your feet together and remain verticle.

3. Jump out and away from the edge of the falls just before you go over
You want to avoid hitting rocks directly at the bottom of the falls.

4. Put your arms around your head to protect it

5. Start swimming immdediately upon hitting the water, even before you surface
Swimming will slow your decent.

6. Swim downstream, away from the falls
It is essential that you avoid being trapped behind the waterfall or on the rocks underneath.

And voila, you are not dead.

I'm borrowing this from my friend so I hope to be able to pick up one of them for myself.

There's also a Dating & Sex version, a Golf version, a Holidays version, and a College version (a few of you might want to pick that last one up).
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RockmanWilliam · Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 1:56 am Post subject:

I saw an apocalypse version before. That's about it.
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Tsuta · Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 4:26 pm Post subject:

My dad told me about those. I always wanted to get one, they seem interesting. I never have money on me when I see them, though.
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Sharp · Gender: Joined: 17 Mar 2006 Posts: 5942 Status: User

I saw a zombie one. Heh heh.

Its_The_Sneak!!! · Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 10:20 pm Post subject:

I think I have a copy of one...
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