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Steveo · Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:49 pm Post subject: Best and worst Revenge Ever

Teen Sends Student Semen-Frosted Brownies

Coeur d'Alene - Idaho. A teenager has agreed to admit to three counts of disturbing the peace after anonymously sending semen-frosted brownies to a fellow student. The recipient shared the treat with two other teens, police said.

They said the 17-year-old Coeur d'Alene High School student was upset after a prank in which the other student put peanut butter in his cheese sandwich days before. He told a school resource officer that "he hated peanut butter and it made him more mad than he could explain," according to the police report.

The teen later told School Resource Officer Jeff Walther that he got the idea of putting his semen on the brownies from the movie "National Lampoon's Van Wilder," in which characters send pastries filled with dog semen to a fraternity house.

The student was arrested and booked into a juvenile detention center. He has since been released on a judge's order that he has no contact with the students who ate the brownies.

The youth is to be sentenced on April 4 on the three misdemeanor counts, which are each punishable by up to 90 days in detention, prosecutors said.

The victims' parents were notified and the children were tested for anything that could have been transmitted through the body fluid, although Panhandle Health spokeswoman Susan Cuff said the chance of the students' health being affected would be "extremely remote."

School Superintendent Harry Amend declined comment on any school discipline against the teenager.
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Carlo Von Sexron · Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 1:00 am Post subject:

That's disgusting.
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dodger · Gender: Joined: 06 May 2006 Posts: 2136 Status: User

AND AWESOME.
...How the fuck did they catch him?

Once I had my revenge upon a bunch of pricks I didn't like. I had the privilege of being in the dormitory during a routinely scheduled firedrill, so I leaked in a spray bottle, and lightly spritzed their beds with my urine. They probably never knew that they were sleeping in my piss, but it made me feel a lot better, regardless.

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DJ The Stick · Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 2:45 am Post subject:

dodger, you're the man.

-DJ
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Hoff · Gender: Joined: 12 Mar 2006 Posts: 1398 Status: User

haha, those were not chocolate chips in those brownies.

LOL I MADE A FUNI

Carlo Von Sexron · Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 2:59 am Post subject:

Haha, the use of the words "lightly spritzed" evokes a sense of artistry one would not normally associate with spraying things with your piss.

Well done. Very Happy

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Beyond the Grave · Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 5:11 am Post subject:

This dude just missed getting full marks on this one. Had he gotten away with it he would have graduated Summa Cum Laude from the School of Practical Jokes.
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dodger · Gender: Joined: 06 May 2006 Posts: 2136 Status: User

Haha. More like "Summa Cum Imma Brownas".

(That's how it sounds with your mouth full of baked goods and pearl jam.)

Hooooomsar · Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 6:51 am Post subject:

dodger · Gender: Joined: 06 May 2006 Posts: 2136 Status: User

Someone ought to kill Ryan Reynolds before he strikes again.

Canadians? Sean? Eh? I know you want to.

Evangel · Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:30 am Post subject:

What the hell.

How do you even get dog semen.

And why would anyone go through the trouble of getting it for some stupid prank, I don't see why anyone would get mad at someone making them eat peanut butter.

Hooooomsar · Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:33 am Post subject:

It was human semen in this case. Dog semen in the movie.
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Hooooomsar · Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:45 am Post subject:

He thought that it was this kid that put dog semen in the pastries, I think.
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