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dodger
Gender:  Joined: 06 May 2006 Posts: 2136 Status: User
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 2:37 am Post subject: PREPARE YOURSELVES |
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The beard-off is coming for you. One week from tonight, it begins. After that, it will run for two days, and then we'll vote on the winner. The winner will recieve the admiration of their peers.
So stop shaving, start taking your vitamins, start trimming your pubes and buying Elmer's glue. The gnarliness is nigh.
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Der NO ROMAN ORGIES!

Gender:  Joined: 12 Mar 2006 Posts: 1226 Status: User Location: A valley full o' Pioneer.
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 2:39 am Post subject: |
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YES. Prepare to go down, suckers. _________________ Married to Terri.
Signed,
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Ray idle will kill

Joined: 24 Mar 2006 Posts: 1559 Status: User Location: Ferndale, MI
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 2:47 am Post subject: |
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So wait, like, in a week we shave, and then see what we get in the next two weeks? _________________ here comes the big ideas again, just like they did before and then,
the morning comes again and they're gone |
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Sharp

Gender:  Joined: 17 Mar 2006 Posts: 5942 Status: User
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 2:47 am Post subject: |
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| Days. Two days. |
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THE Moosed Still eats small children

Joined: 16 Mar 2006 Posts: 669 Status: User
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 2:59 am Post subject: |
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| Oh, am I allowed to compete? |
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cyber95 Cheesy Special FX

Gender:  Joined: 12 Mar 2006 Posts: 2845 Status: User Location: Not there.
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 3:02 am Post subject: |
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How fast can you grow a beard? _________________
.daerps em pleh ot erutangis ruoy otni em ypoC .suriv erutangis a ma I
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THE Moosed Still eats small children

Joined: 16 Mar 2006 Posts: 669 Status: User
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 3:05 am Post subject: |
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| I've never tried, but I bet I can do it pretty quickly. |
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possums c'mon

Gender:  Joined: 16 Mar 2006 Posts: 2774 Status: User Location: Tashkent, PA
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 3:19 am Post subject: |
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I will slay but probably not murder. _________________
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the bunk requiem for a bro

Gender:  Joined: 12 Mar 2006 Posts: 6430 Status: User Location: boston: "the city of angels"
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 3:57 am Post subject: |
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fuck YES
i probably wont as well as say, der, since i just shaved yesterday  _________________
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the bunk requiem for a bro

Gender:  Joined: 12 Mar 2006 Posts: 6430 Status: User Location: boston: "the city of angels"
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 3:58 am Post subject: |
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if all else fails ill just photoshop galifianakis onto me _________________
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Terri

Gender:  Joined: 12 Mar 2006 Posts: 842 Status: User Location: CA
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 4:27 am Post subject: |
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I cannot wait to see this.  |
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Chazaq Chazaq

Joined: 29 Mar 2006 Posts: 382 Status: User
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 4:28 am Post subject: |
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| i like how everyone picked YES. |
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dodger
Gender:  Joined: 06 May 2006 Posts: 2136 Status: User
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:10 am Post subject: |
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| Ray wrote: | | So wait, like, in a week we shave, and then see what we get in the next two weeks? | Nono. In a week, we see what you got. Until then, it's up to you whether or not you want to shave... and we all know that you do not want to do that.
I just shaved tonight, but I'll have a reasonable beard by next Sunday. |
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Terri

Gender:  Joined: 12 Mar 2006 Posts: 842 Status: User Location: CA
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:32 am Post subject: |
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| Wait, shouldn't everyone start at the same baseline in order to make it fair? Or... is this not a "growing" contest? |
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Carlo Von Sexron a sexy revolution

Gender:  Joined: 16 Mar 2006 Posts: 2135 Status: User Location: goodness I have dropped the constitution
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:10 am Post subject: |
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We all know that Der has this thing sewn up.
Sewn up with thread made from the hair of his own beard, cause he has plenty to spare. _________________
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