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Rocky Sullivan
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 6:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Mavhunter wrote:
Jesus was an Aborigine.


an aborigine of Judea, yes.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 7:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Let the Bible college student take a crack at this: the concept is amusing to say the least. It gives new meaning to "this is my body, take and eat," and is also Biblically and historically accurate (or at least, I think it is. I can't really tell - the picture's so small on my monitor!). In any case, Jesus was naked on the cross, although that was hardly the focus of the crucifixion (but I'll stop there to spare the sermon that most of you will hear on Sunday anyway). I just have to wonder: what if it started to melt? Shocked

EDIT: Jesus was middle-eastern. He was born of an Israelite, Mary, and was raised a Nazarene in the home of the carpenter Joseph. All joking aside, the only imposing feature about him would've been how buff he was from the carpentry, and maybe his height (being conceived supernaturally and all that).
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 4:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Jpec07 wrote:
the sermon that most of you will hear on Sunday anyway
Haha. Didn't you get the memo? We're all dirty liberal heathens and we'll be hung over in bed at that time.
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