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dynamite spoony · Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 8:01 pm Post subject:

Spoony threw her controller though the window in defeat. After all these years of solitary training on the fierce mountaintops of Japan, she had lost the Smash Bros. tournament. It turns out her Pika prowess could not stand up to the might of Dr. Mario and the marvelous Marth.

"God freakin' monkey Jesus..." she muttered in anger. Then she realized that none of it had actually happened, and that the "mountaintops of Japan" was actually a pillow fort constructed in her living room with a "No Boys Allowed" paper sign taped to it. The moral of the story drifted into her consiousness:

"Drugs are bad, mmkay?"

Tossing the pillows away, Spoony wandered outside, slamming the door behind her in anger and disgust to contemplate the universe.
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Xaqwais · Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 11:12 pm Post subject:

Laurie goes home with the Smash Bros. tourney. Squa goes back and slaps everyone in the face for the second time. He then goes and joins a Smash Bros. 64 Tourney.
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Sharp · Gender: Joined: 17 Mar 2006 Posts: 5942 Status: User

Xaqwais and Laurie woke up in bed. "It was only a dream." They sighed, their mind still on Sharp's six pack abs, glistening in the sun. "He already has enough people waking up from dreams about him, I supp-" they began, but were cut off by a stroke. It was then they realized they were siamese twins.

"Get... Doctor House..." They said.

Seanie · Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 1:31 am Post subject:

Sean notes that you are not allowed to mention Smash Brothers without him.

Its_The_Sneak!!! · Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 1:32 am Post subject:

Doctor House comes back and stabs Sharp, curing everyone of ... being... annoyed by him. Then he leaves. House, not Sharp.
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A bite to the leg, it's time to play
Baby, let me be your egg that needs to get laid.
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"The Chicken of Lust"

Empy · Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 4:03 pm Post subject:

Empy's corpse begins to rot.
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Sharp · Gender: Joined: 17 Mar 2006 Posts: 5942 Status: User

Dr. House woke up in bed. He sighed, his mind still on Sharp's six pack abs, glistening in the sun. "He already has enough people stabbing him, I supp-" Riley began, but was cut off by a stroke.

"Get..." He started, then paused for a minute. "Shit."

And then he died.

Laurie · Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 7:14 pm Post subject:

Dr. House was busy applying a second coat of fuchsia paint to his weathered gazebo when he received a call from Laurie.

"Dr House! Come Quickly! The shot you gave Sharp didn't work!! He's still delusional! He wakes up screaming nonsense and then falls immediately back to sleep! If we don't do something, Its_ is going to have to delete his posts from the thread!!"

Dr House sighed and shook his head sadly. He climbed down from his ladder and washed the paint from his hands. Sharp had been thrashing around when the good doctor had attempted to administer the Clozapine forcing him to stab the needle in Sharp's spine. It hadn't worked. House knew the others' patience with Sharp had come to an end. Sharp's antics were funny at first, but they had crossed the line and become annoying.

Though not a religious man, House poured himself a glass of red wine, lit a candle and said a silent prayer for Sharp. He knew the wrath of Its_ was about to strike vengeance upon the unsuspecting boy. He shuddered as he remembered the fates of Boone and Juliette.

Meanwhile, Riley, Its_, Jpec07, Dan, Jeff, Robert G, Squa, Bonnie, Spoony, Seanie, and Laurie gave the rotting corpse of Empty a proper burial. Afterwards, the group headed to Bubs to toast the good times and mourn the loss of innocence. As the evening faded into night no one noticed Its_ slipping away from the group on his way to an unsuspecting Sharp...

Its_The_Sneak!!! · Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 9:26 pm Post subject:

Sharp watched the group from the picture window of his high-rise apartment. Using the mod control panel, ITS unlocked the door and entered.
"If you write one more post about anything being a dream..." he began.
"Oh, I think this is all a dream," laughed Sharp, grinning from ear to ear with a wild look in his eyes. "You know what we should do?"
Its_The_Sneak!!! raised an eyebrow.
"We should get Doctor House."
"NO!" screamed the moderator, rushing forward. He caught Sharp by surprise and hurled him through the glass window. Sharp plummetted the eight stories with the smile still on his face, enjoying the ride. Just as the ground came up to greet him, he awoke in bed.
Sharp sighed as the image of the six-pack abs he wished he had faded from his consciousness. He lazily looked over at the clock on his night stand, and realized he had slept through most of the television shows he had planned on watching that evening.
"Oh no!" he shouted. "Get Doctor Hou-"
"NO!" screamed Its_The_Sneak!!!, bashing Sharp's bedroom door down with a pickaxe. In one fluid motion, the moderator ran towards the bed and drove the weapon into Sharp's chest.
Sharp awoke with a start, the image of his impaled heart still fresh in his mind.
"That could've killed me!" he lamented. "Get Doctor House!"
"Sure," said Its_The_Sneak!!!, leading Doctor House into the room.
House expertly sedated Sharp with a quick jab of a needle.
"He'll have plenty of dreams now," quipped the good doctor.
Sharp awoke hours later, still in his pajamas. He found himself tied to a post in the town square. A lock had been slapped over his mouth, rendering him unable to speak. Nervously, his eyes darted around the crowd that had gathered. Everyone in the thread was there, glaring back at him. Doctor House raised his walking stick.
"Allow me the first crack."
As the wooden stick made contact with Sharp's flesh, he did not awaken from the experience. He couldn't. It wasn't a dream. Tears began to fill his eyes and run down his face as the beating continued.
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Come into my den let me hear you cluck
You can be my hen and we can f(Bu-GAWK)
A bite to the leg, it's time to play
Baby, let me be your egg that needs to get laid.
- CEO Nwabudike Morgan
"The Chicken of Lust"

Sharp · Gender: Joined: 17 Mar 2006 Posts: 5942 Status: User

Sharp smiled slyly from the crowd.

"Yeah, get 'im!" Sharp said. Dr. House turned around in confusion to find that sharp had already gone. turning back to the chained up man, ITS. After a moment of pausing, Dr. House shrugged, and the beating continued.

Somewhere, Sharp's mind was still on the six pack abs he wished he had, but he knew better than to open his mouth.

Its_The_Sneak!!! · Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 2:59 am Post subject:

The walking stick broke over Sharp's head and he woke up, still tied to the post.
"That's the last dream you'll ever have!" yelled Its_The_Sneak!!!.
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Come into my den let me hear you cluck
You can be my hen and we can f(Bu-GAWK)
A bite to the leg, it's time to play
Baby, let me be your egg that needs to get laid.
- CEO Nwabudike Morgan
"The Chicken of Lust"

Sharp · Gender: Joined: 17 Mar 2006 Posts: 5942 Status: User

Sharp woke up from a fitful dream.

"Gah! Oh, sorry, I woke you up. Good night." Sharp said.

"Good Night." ITS said from the other side of the bed.

ITS woke up from a fitful dream.

"I'd better stop imagining Sharp tied to a pole, lest I wake up to find something like that actually happening." ITS thought.

Its_The_Sneak!!! · Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 3:40 am Post subject:

Everyone ignored Sharp's post and the beating continued. Dr. House had stopped and was sitting on the sidelines mending his walking stick. It was now up to Empy's undead corpse. Empy removed his arm and began smacking Sharp with it.
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Come into my den let me hear you cluck
You can be my hen and we can f(Bu-GAWK)
A bite to the leg, it's time to play
Baby, let me be your egg that needs to get laid.
- CEO Nwabudike Morgan
"The Chicken of Lust"

Hooooomsar · Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 5:56 am Post subject:

Dave suddenly realized everyone on the planet hates him, and he really was dreaming. He slashed his wrists and bled to death slowly as Tony muttered "Only three days till retirement."
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cyber95 · Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 6:11 am Post subject:

Suddenly Tony woke up, Dave's-
Riley suddenly realized that he is not in fact Sharp and that this thread is quickly become derailed.
Riley THEN suddenly realized that everybody was in fact on a derailed train, heading for a cliff. Acting quickly, Riley pulled on the brakes, only to discover that they don't work unless the train is on the track. The train went off the cliff and screams came from the locomotive.

Also Tony suddenly died for knocking on Dave when Dave was posting perfectly fine.
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